Things that Lunatic Liberals Want to Ban (video)

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Before we proceed, why not BAN LIBERALS?

Because as we know, liberals are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. Well, if they are, if we discount Muslims.

Liberals are so insanely engaged in perpetually trying to ban so many things they can’t comprehend or remember why they want to ban those things in the first place.

It’s like liberal opens their eyes in the morning and unless they quickly jot down something to ban that day, the sun won’t rise.

Liberals love misery. Especially when they can make someone else miserable. They thrive on someone else’s misery. They also like to always be enraged about something. Anything. Doesn’t matter what, just be enraged.

So let’s see what libtards want to ban…

Happy Meal toys: Only in a crazy place like California could anyone be so insane. So one day libs in California woke up and decided to mess up what was left of their snowflake children’s lives by banning toys. These creatures said that banning them would “prevent restaurants from preying on children’s love of toys.” HUH?

Plastic bags: Only libtards could be dumb enough to ban something that actually makes people buy and use more. Studies show that when libs don’t allow plastic bags, people buy them anyhow, by the dozens and dozens. People don’t like to be told what they can or cannot do by liberals and fight back by doing the opposite.

Soda: Only idiot liberals try to tax soda out of existence, or like the idiot liberals in New York, ban it and yes, salt altogether. Happily even New York’s liberal idiot judges reversed that lunacy.

Banning politically incorrect and ‘naughty’ words: Like “bossy.” And “welfare.” And “illegal.” And “thug.” And “dinosaur.” Oh me, oh my, I might be offended, say the liberals. Tough shit.

Books: Yes, let’s be just like the Nazis and ban books… like Tom Sawyer or others because they have a naughty word like “nigger” in them. Never mind the Negro rap artists use the word “nigger” a hundred million times a day in every ‘song.’ Or that Al Sharpton does, too (see video below). Let’s also ban sausages and pigs because they offend Muslims. While liberals make sure to print, post and display disgusting photos of two dykes or fags slobbering on themselves trading spit in first grade readers.

Water guns: Yes, these dangerous objects called GUNS scare liberals. Even if they only emit water. They are objects of violence! Or something. Even the now gay Boy Scouts have banned water gun battles. Soon libs will ban eggs and hens because someone might throw an egg.

College football: Yes, insane liberals really want to ban college football. So why not ban pro ball, too? I mean someone might get injured. Then we can ban everything that ever injures anyone anywhere. Trees, for instance, because they fall. So they’re dangerous, too.

Valedictorians: Yup, valedictorians. Insane liberals are now banning valedictorians. Because liberals don’t want moronic students to feel badly, so everyone now gets a “trophy” when they gradumitate but not edumikashun at all.

The Pledge of Allegiance: This is a libtard’s favorite. Ban God, ban the Pledge, ban this and that… NO, DAMMIT, BAN THE GOD DAMNED LIBERALS!

Machetes: Yes, the lunatics in libland Hell (New York City and New Jersey) actually want to ban machetes. Why? Because someone used one to attack ONE person. And someone used one to DEFEND himself. So ban them. Why not ban MUSLIMS? And NEGROS! And MEXICANS! And LIBERALS! Because after all, thousands of these creatures attack people — so ban them, too.

Prayer and God: This one needs no explanation because libs despise anything to do with God or religion. But somehow they defend and embrace crap like Islam which is responsible for more death and destruction than anything else on Earth.

And now, as promised, we get to see Al Sharpton in action.


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