Why Chelsea Clinton Should Run for President

Chelsea 'diarrhea' Clinton
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I can’t think of anyone in American History more qualified to become President of the United States than Chelsea Clinton.

And if you don’t believe me, just ask Chelsea.

Or her mommy.

Or her daddy.

Or anyone in the media.

Let’s have a look at WHY this is, and then I’m sure that you’ll agree too.

The body trail: No American family since Davy Crockett has left a body trail exceeding that of the Clintons. Mess with a Clinton and you’ll probably go DOWN! Read More

Chelsea is an expert on the topic of diarrhea: Nothing could benefit America more than curing the ‘diarrhea of the mouth’ that all media people suffer. Chelsea is the one to do that. If you didn’t click on the URL above, click on this one (to see same link). Read More

Chelsea lives in a nice big house bought by mommy and daddy the Clinton Foundation — using money that was supposed to go to the Haitians as relief — that the Clintons collected but somehow neglected to actually give them, which ended up in a house for Chelsea next to mommy and daddy.

This proves that Chelsea, like mommy and daddy, also has the qualities to lie and cheat, which always works well in American politics.

Chelsea claims she is NOT running for any office, making her a prime candidate to actually run.

Chelsea is another link in the American dynasty chain: First we had the Kennedys and as we saw, Caroline lost miserably when she tried to run for office, even in her very own Massachushits. Then came the Bushs — and as we saw Jebbie, a Mexico-loving POS unable to even make it to the finals. And now little darling Chelsea…

So go ahead bitch, RUN! So you can continue the tradition of displaying a diminishing brain power of each political offspring as their ability to make sense exponentially and similarly diminishes.

So yes, please run Chelsea, so America can mock you, denigrate you, and more importantly shame you, your mentally ill mommy, and your sex-crazed daddy — all of you — who just won’t give up and LEAVE AMERICA ALONE!

You Clintons and the rest of America’s political dynasties are done. Finished. Washed up. And we Americans are fed up with you — all of you — and we’re not going to take your crap, anymore.


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