The Laziest Gun in the World

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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 in the doorway. I left six rounds beside it and then went about my business.

While I was gone the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. Dogs barked and birds flew by…

After an hour or so I checked on the gun.

Amazingly, it was still sitting there, right where I had left it!

It hadn’t moved itself outside. Nor did it kill anyone — not even the birds — even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented with to do so.

In fact, it didn’t even load itself.

Imagine my surprise given the incessant left wing media hype about how “dangerous” guns are and how they kill people (and birdies).

So either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

Now I’m off to check on my spoons. Because obviously judging by fat liberals like Rosie O’Donnell and Cary Johnson (Whoopi), they’re making people fat.

The United States is third in murders throughout the World. BUT — if you remove Obama’s Chicago, Detroit, Washington, D.C. and New Orleans, the U.S. is fourth from the BOTTOM for worldwide murders.

And New York is an up-and-coming contender due to Communist Mayor de Blasio’s refusal to allow police to police.

Most liberal-run cities have the toughest gun control laws in the nation. And, of course, ALL OF THEM are and have been for ages controlled by Liberal Democrats.

And ALL of them are crime-ridden, crime-filled sewers of human slime.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data — right?

Perhaps we really should ban liberals.

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